tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post5171045397164598628..comments2008-01-05T07:36:57.022-06:00jdbartletthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02748404241231741978noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-14265776486406236122008-01-05T04:17:00.000-06:002008-01-05T04:17:00.000-06:00You forgot one section wrong:<BR/><BR/>"Pesonal Responsibility<BR/><BR/>It's all my fault. I'm actually not a genius."<BR/><BR/>Which, I guess you left out since that'd make your whole post kind of like you know, unfunny.<BR/><BR/>Wait, it's still not funny.<BR/><BR/>You guys need to try harder. :-)Zedhttp://www.zedshaw.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-80182187445781965912008-01-04T16:23:00.000-06:002008-01-04T16:23:00.000-06:00"Simply by pulling on both ends, Zed can stretch ruby back into aluminum oxide."<BR/><BR/>"One word from Zed Shaw strips the chromium impurities from ruby."<BR/><BR/>zedshawfacts.comjdbartletthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309920387989143468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-78723525041850515272008-01-04T13:30:00.000-06:002008-01-04T13:30:00.000-06:00Way to go :-) I think it will not take long for Zed to replace Chuck Norris. <BR/><BR/>"Zed's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately Zed never cried."<BR/><BR/>Sorry, couldn't help it :-) Just a joke.AkitaOnRailshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05539202931163964720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-50196532417641213192008-01-03T18:45:00.000-06:002008-01-03T18:45:00.000-06:00I pray for your safety when Zed uses the aforementioned 294 martials arts and beats you down cause he's old. Of course his sailor mouth is what hurts the most.danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09578160519840564752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-47182641363731732982008-01-03T15:07:00.000-06:002008-01-03T15:07:00.000-06:00Excellent.<BR/><BR/>Now, take care! Zed knows about 294 martial arts. He can even teleport near to you from anywhere!lucashungarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03550880706220968190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-15946521390629418012008-01-03T14:31:00.000-06:002008-01-03T14:31:00.000-06:00Nicely done.Jason McCayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01054041273724321589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-25885702651754859462008-01-03T14:05:00.000-06:002008-01-03T14:05:00.000-06:00Now we have a new meme to contrast with John Guber's <A HREF="http://daringfireball.net/2003/04/translation" REL="nofollow">Translations from PR-Speak to English</A>!topfunkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03543823423413376077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4289703851442373149.post-65028582019920981872008-01-03T13:53:00.000-06:002008-01-03T13:53:00.000-06:00Your doomed now. Zed's gonna add you to his ninny list. And since he's so well known, his comments about you will be at the top of Google searches for the next ten years.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09410082278725709360noreply@blogger.com